Alright peoples.......


What was the worst movie(s) you've ever seen?
(I'm interested to hear what you guys have to say..)

Creativity requires no effort..

This list has to be huge! There are sooooo many bad movies out there.

Without giving it too much thought - my initial choice is PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE. For the following reasons:

1. Continuity. You have a scene of a light car driving in the daytime - (then cuts to new scene) - then when it comes back to the car scene, it's a different color car and at night.

2. You have a policeman pondering a situation, scratching his head with the barrel of his gun.

3. You have Bela Lugosi who died during filming and they used a 'stand-in' with his cape around his face (but noticeably taller!) to finish the pic.

There are dozens more. For a complete list of goofs:

http://us.imdb.com/Goofs?0052077

If the link doesn't work, go to: www.imdb.com , then search for the title. On the side menu is a link for trivia and goofs.

Mark M
Scooter Productions

As far as big time Hollywood/multi-million dollar pictures goes... "Battlefield Eart". Period.

However, there's also this low budget film my sister and her friend found at the video store while looking for a really bad horror movie to laugh at. It's called "Ankle Biters". It was shot all on DV and best of all it's about midget vampires that try to take over a small town in South Carolina! Not to mention the MILLIONS of other things that are bad about. It's worth renting just for the scene in which one guy and his midget friend are beating up a bunch of guys in a bar and they punch out a woman! HA!

"I know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do... someboday hates me." -Reel Big Fish

I gotta go with Mark M on this one. Plan 9 From Outer Space is the worst flick I've ever seen. Apart from the horrid continuity errors and gargantuan stand-ins, the story is bad and the dialogue is the worst I've ever heard. Here's an example:

Man: I saw a UFO today.

Wife: You mean the ones from up there? (she points up.)

However with that in mind it's a film I watch willingly every few months or so for a good laugh.

Gabe S.

In my other forum topic I talked about how much the low budget film "DEAD & ROTTING" sucked so much balls. This movie was pure crap. Don't rent it. Don't buy it. Don't ever even pick up the cover to look at the little pictures. It's the worst horror film I've ever seen. It was like a porno director wanted to try to break into REAL film...but still used his regulars (porn stars) and settings. One setting is a witches house and it's full of candels. OooooOooooo!!! I'm scared!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!

-Kyle "BIG" Johnson

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

I really don't understand how so many bad films get made?????? I mean do the directors really think that what they are filming is actually good?
Well anyway I have seen so many horriable films
in my life here are just a few of them,and when I
mean few I mean few.

I don't now what happened???? My entery was cut off well here is the list.


1.Rollerball
2.Darkness falls
3.Death to smochey
4.Battle feild earth

And the list just goes on.


brentbaird.com

I love "Death to Smoochy"! That movie is hilarious!!!
However, I agree with your other choices though. I was at a friends house once and one guy made us all watch "Darkness Falls" and he thought it was really good. So whenever we made fun of it he got really pissed and told us to shut up. Man did that suck!

"I know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do... someboday hates me." -Reel Big Fish

Glitter
Kazaam
& the one with Lil' Bow Wow (or whatever his stupid name is) playing basketball with cool shoes. Stupid.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - for the fact is ruined the 1st one for me by making Leatherface a human with feelings rather than a homicidal retard killing machine.

-Kyle "BIG" Johnson

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

Yeah Gabe. I watch PLAN NINE every chance I get, but I can never watch the whole thing! It's hilarious.

I liked SMOOCHY too and thought Robin Williams was very good. I also liked TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (the original). Not well acted, but I remember it scaring the crap out of me when I first saw it (at the theatres a long, long time ago). I tried to watch TCM Part Two and never got through it.

A couple of contemporary Turkeys would be ISHTAR (Warren Beatty and someone), a takeoff on the old Bob Hope/Bing Crosby road movies. It was horrible. As was LEONARD PART 6 with Bill Cosby. I could not sit through either one of those!

Mark M
Scooter Productions

Mark M...I'm sorry. I ment to put down THE TEXASH CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2!!! AHHHH!!! MY BAD!!!

I LOVE THE ORIGINAL...that's why the 2nd one ruined it for me. Damn...and yeah...the 1st time I watched the movie it scared me too!!!!

-Kyle "BIG" Johnson

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

I thought that's what you meant!

Mark M
Scooter Productions

Whooo....thats a relief, for a moment there I thought the world was going to hate me for saying that.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is one of my favorite movies!!!

-Kyle "BIG" Johnson

Q.What did the right leg say to the left leg?
A. Watch out for the guy in the middle. He's a real dick

Mission to Mars

The Transporter

i cannot believe i paid money to see these!!

ughhh!

Speed 2

What garbage.

I forgot all about MISSION TO MARS. Oh my goodness. I too paid to see that and kept waiting and waiting for something to happen . . . and it did - my butt got sore!

Thankfully I didn't pay for SPEED 2! It was on TV a couple of nights ago - and I couldn't watch it!

What about the "shot-by-shot" remake of PSYCHO? I didn't see it, but heard it was a waste of film.

Mark M
Scooter Productions

Any Disney movie.

"Don't breathe or I'll kill you!"

quote:

---

Originally posted by pgPyro:
Any Disney movie.

---

like the made for tv ones? luck of the irish and that kinda crap?

Well . . . RUHTLESS PEOPLE was distributed by Buena Vista Pictures (Disney) and it was pretty darn funny - as was COP LAND. However, I think I know what you mean. Things like THE COMPUTER WORE TENNIS SHOES and stuff like that.

Mark M
Scooter Productions

Disney has made decent movies in the past...remember, not all they do is for kids.

Death to smoochy was very funny.

and first 'thing' i've ever seen was Master of Disguise.

there is a movie taht i don't even dare mention becuase it is cursed (its that bad)...and strangely enough it has some talent such as robert deniro, jason alexandre, rene russo and others. can anyone guess this peice of monkey ****?

side note: as an extra birthday present, my friends got me master of disguise...on VHS...and i kind of destroyed it that night. How? drilled through it...played baseball with it - using a hammer...took out all of the film from it and considered burning it.