Yes!!! How I have waited for this day. I humbly accept the position.
I will sweep the nook free of scum, and bring justice to those who have wronged me!

You're all a buncha damn *****s

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Originally posted by BrandonGlossop:
Fash, who is that in your avatar? Do you have a bigger picture? I don't know why but it's been killing me ever since I joined these boards. Maybe it's just the shadowing (apologies if that's you) but it looks like a woman who just got the crap kicked out of her.

It's actually Cristina Ricci from the movie Black Snake Moan. She looks hot in that picture doesn't she.

Appoint? Position? ...I smell a dictatorship... God help the nook.

Kyle, don't highlight the space between these two marks:

| Kyle's power over the nook is absolute and relentless! We must mutiny against this tyrant! |

lol. As janitor of the nook I feel very conflicted right now.

hey HEY

If you wanna stay, you gotta touch the dead bunny.

only then will i award you with a complimentary set of keys

I took a photo of a dead bunny once for my photography folio in High School.

| So??? Who's against this Dictatorship? I say we change the name to "The People's Nook of Nonsense (founded by Kyle)" Who votes for change? |

why i vote for the peoples nook of nonsense i say we retalliate go up against the power of kyle i declare anarchy JOIN ME IN THE LEAGUE OF NONNOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

anarchy is possibly the worst idea ever XeOn. There's no dictatorship here anyways, just a kind janitor to help clean up messes.

*knocks over a cup of tea*

get to it janitor man!

fine fine but why whould he say it was an honor to clean up your spilled tea...

dont use the kind for your nose
do ya?

How's it been Kyle? Fifty-two pages later and you're still ruling the roost?

Hope you're having a good summer.

Thursday, July 20, 2006
National News
Toilet Paper Theft
Early Wednesday morning, a man walked into a small restaraunt in Sacramento but instead of ordering a meal like the usual guests, walked straight into the women's bathroom and ran back out with an armful of toilet paper. The waitress working there that day tried to stop the man from leaving the restaurant, but was not successful. Witnesses identified the man as Kyle Johnson, a resident of Sacramento. Police are still looking for Kyle for further questioning. Later in the day, a few local trees were covered in toilet paper. They suspect that these two crimes may be related.

women dont ****. so women dont wipe. so why do they need that toilet paper? they already got couches in there. i should nab the couches. where are those keys?

Mark im doing fine, im not sure what this place is or why im here, but Kyle is currently away and i am his left arm replacing

a woman under the infleuence is an amazing ****ing film. wow. I didnt know things couuld get so in depth. That spaghetti table scene "I THINK ITS IN THE AIR" my god wha tan idiot. lol I never thought i could think a character could be such an idiot. he reminds me of my friend Jake, who just so happens to have gotten his girlfriend pregnant. What a ****in loser

Here's a neat video of the coolest creepiest most giant doll puppet ever. The gigantic girl puppet wakes up, gets dressed, enjoys a lollipop, frolicks the city, has some children ride on her arms, then dies to some weirdass music.

That is bizarre.

Yes it's crazy how lifelike she seemed. I was hoping she'd break free and eat the puppeteers.