Hey fellas. Well, I decided to start this thread to educate you all on this terrible affliction which has afflicted me. I don't know if I'm alone here, but ever since I can remember I've had terrible indigestion and 'loose stools' as you may call it. I mean it seems like 30 minutes after I eat anything I'm on the toilet. It's startin to frustrate me, because how can I go on dates w/ chicks and try to have a decent dinner when right after we eat I'm runnin around frantically trying to find the nearest restroom??? It's embarrassing. Am I the only one like this? Hopefully with your help I may conquer this terrible affliction. Feel free to post sharing your experiences. This is a thread dedicated to all who have experienced intestinal anguish.

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Thanks for putting this in off-topic

IBS? Reminds me of Ben Stiller in "Along Came Polly."