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Pointless Poll

I like the North Pole. And Polar Bears. I'm not too crazy about pole vaulting, but like pole-cats. I think the term "polled" has two meanings, one of them pornographic. Telephone poles are a necessity, except to drunk drivers and there aren't enough light poles. I think there are more Poles in Poland than in the US, but I could be wrong.

Ok, I can't think of any more!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I'm not too crazy about pole vaulting, but like pole-cats. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What the hell is a pole-cat?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Of course it has a point.
The point is to find out whether or not this poll is pointless or not!
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Well aren't you a clever cookie. But wasn't finding that out quite pointless?
 
"Pole-cat" is definitely a "southern term". (I include definition #1 as a courtesy!) Definition #3 is/was used in the South "back in the day".

(1) A chiefly nocturnal European carnivorous mammal (Mustela putorius) of the weasel family that ejects a malodorous fluid to mark its territory and ward off enemies. Also called fitch. Any of various related mammals of Asia, especially Mustela eversmanni of central Asia.

(2) See skunk.

(3) Slang. A person regarded as obnoxious or despicable. A person whose company is avoided.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> you asked for an answer on whether or not this pole is pointless, so I answered its point, and finding that out wasn't pointless because I gave the pointless pole a point.
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I have been beaten. My hat is off to you, sir.
 

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